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When Isabella was first learning
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If Only I Could Run
By Helen King

(Sing to the tune of If I Only Had a Brain from the Wizard of Oz)

My speed I’ve been lamenting,
Rear crosses implementing,
And whining to all a ton.
Things would surely be much smoother
And I wouldn’t be a loser,
If only I could run.
I’d be doin’ all front crosses,
Negating all my losses,
Having my time in the sun.
I’d be sprintin’ out to serpentine
With Isabella Poodle Queen,
If only I could run.
The Qs would come in masses
While my doggies chased my asses,
We’d be having so much fun.
I’d be blazin’ on to glory,
Yeah but that’s another story,
If only I could run.
My times would be much faster,
Instead of a disaster,
And feelin’ like a bum.
I’d be flyin’ to the finish,
While my course times did diminish,
If only I could run.
I would scare the competition,
They’d all bring ammunition,
To slow me with their gun.
But I’d be faster than their bullet
When their trigger they did pull it,
If only I could run.
Handling would be easy,
My strides all light and breezy
If only I could run.
My doggies would be smilin’
And on course we would be stylin’
Thank God this song is done!
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