Today, Mel the girlz & I planned to spend the day in the Global Warmer relaxing, drinking vegan eggnog, cooking vegan artichoke/spinach dip and doing laundry. 8 loads down and 1 to go! Mel tried to install some hydraulic arm things so it would be easier to lift the mattress up to get to storage underneath. We have a Tempurpedic mattress and, although we both love the thing, it weighs more than the GW itself so lifting it to get to anything is nearly impossible. Mel spent hours installing this thing that was really going to be great. Once in place, the arms were so strong (Mel always over builds everything but things last forever), the plywood wouldn’t go down unless he stood on it. He finally got the plywood down and was ready to place the million ton mattress back on it when the hinges on the plywood broke free so all that work was for nothing. Then, when he uninstalled the arms, the plywood fell down on him. I heard much cussing and looked in to see Mel sandwiched between the plywood and the bed frame. I asked if he needed help but he mumbled something and wriggled himself free. Good thing he is thin!

Poor Mel.

Now he is walking around the GW cussing up a storm.

And to top it off there is no foosball on TV!

Bah Humbug and Merry Freaking Christmas!

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The Global Warmers

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